If I ever hang out with One Direction I will find a way to fit their lyrics into everything I say just to see if they notice
ordering something: I want.... umm I want, I want, a giant chocolate milkshake.. but that's crazy hmm I want, I want, I want.. a smoothie! but thats not me..
spilling something on them: omfg what I mess I just made upon your innocence I'm so sorry fuck. NO ONE in the world deserves this omg I'm such a klutz.
finding a cool gadget to buy: omfg guys look, I don't, I don't don't know what it is, but I need this one thing.
at a movie theater: I've never had the words to say, but now i'm asking you to stay, in these seats while I go to the bathroom, cause they're prime fucking seats and I need to pee like a fucking race horse.
driving in my car: katy perry's on replay, she's on replay, Zayn just split his milkshake, his fucking milkshake iN MY BRAND NEW FUCKING CAR. thx.
having breakfast: hey Lou, I got three little words that I've always been dying to tell you...pass the bacon.
when someones being annoying: omfg you're screwed up, you NEVER listen, I think I just really need my distance bye. (jk bby come back)
When Niall eats the last piece of cake: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?@>@ YOU ONLY LOVE TO SEE ME BREAKING
when we're late: yeah w.e Liam, take your time, forget about the clock thats tick-tick-ticking
At an arcade: well, do you guys wanna move on, or else we'll play, play, play all the same old games, and we wait, wait, wait for these annoying kids to be done with mario cart.
accidentally flipping hair: omfg I am SO sorry if I just overwhelmed you lol